dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

toxicwinner:

girls thoughts: look at that dog, look at that mirror, fuk im not small enough, why didnt my mum let me paint my fingernails hot pink when i was 6, is the sun sentient
guys thoughts: barbecue

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

officialgavinofree:

"Alright, this heist is titled Operation WAFFLE, which stands for ‘We’re All Friends, Friends Love Eachother’. Yesterday, uh, I learned that ‘each other’ is two words…"

officialgavinofree:

"Alright, this heist is titled Operation WAFFLE, which stands for ‘We’re All Friends, Friends Love Eachother’. Yesterday, uh, I learned that ‘each other’ is two words…"